All you want this summer is to be comfortable but the woman in your life wants you to look like you just walked off the set of a romantic comedy. What to do you ask, Slither your hairy ass into a pair of Levi’s 511 jeans($40). What about my man boobs you ask, cover ’em up with this pocket V-neck ($12) form the GAP. Match that up with these Converse by John Varvatos($125) sneakers and this pimped out watch from Burberry ($495) and you can put the 2 dollars you have left to your name in this wallet from Stussy($70).  Wear these essentials and she won’t notice your thinning hair , just kidding she will.


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